1st XI Team Match Reports 2007
 
Saturday 8th September 2007 High Lane, Away

With thanks to the highways department, arriving early at High Lane was always going to be an ordeal, with traffic stretching back up Disley tops. This did not deter the eager High Lane side going through their usual pre match warm up routine.
I can only guess that High Lane won the toss as Whaley batted first on the batting track of the year. The pitch was hard the ball came onto the bat nicely and the pace and bounce was so predictable it allowed us to witness an outstanding array of cricket shots.
Whaley got off to a poor start as Neil fell early to a delivery that kept low. Whaley found runs hard to come by on this batting paradise and Daren was next to fall in the 17th over and with the score on 29. Lee Jones and Charlie Holden then set about trying to move the score on and managed to put on a 78 run stand for the 3rd wicket before lee was out LBW on 42. Steve Woolley was out with the addition of just 2 runs and Whaley’s middle order collapsed for the addition of just 18 more runs. Even T R Wild could not steady the ship as he dropped 6 places down the batting order as Whaley closed their innings on 147-9 With Ravi Patel the pick of the High Lane bowlers with 6 for 25 of 8 overs.
In reply High Lane got off to a flying started and had soon amassed 2 runs of the first 8 overs from Charlie and Steve. In the tenth over Steve took his first wicket of the afternoon and specialist fielder Eddie Ford took his first of 3 catches as High lane had moved to the comfortable of 9 for 1. Steve took his second wicket in the 20th over as High Lane had raced to 36. Steve’s next over produced another wicket as High Lane had moved onto 37. At long last Charlie joined the action taking his first wicket in his 13 over. Steve took a well earned rest after 17 overs 5 for 38, but not before the flying Eddie Ford sailed through the air and intercepted a well struck shot from Ravi Patel. He blocked the ball in mid air with one of his bucket hands and as it dropped down took an easy catch. Charlie was next to have a rest after 19 overs 3 for 28, and was replaced by Eddie Ford who enticed the number 9 to dance down the pitch and let T.R Wild take an easy stumping. Dale Jones mopped up the last wicket as High Lane were all out for 89.

For the first time this season I can quite comfortably report that that was the first game this year we have not dropped a catch.

Quote of the week: (Neil) When they dug that piece of turf up they should have carried on and dug up the rest of the ground. (this was just after Neil was out to a delivery that kept low playing back and not forward)

 
Saturday 1st September 2007 Mellor, Home

 

With the onset of September and the arrival of the 1 o’clock starts, Neil again won the toss and asked the visitors, Mellor to bat first on a damp wicket.
Dale Struck Early with the ball to remove David Lomax for 2, and Mellor then put on a small stand to reach 39 for the fall of the 2nd wicket, again going to Dale Jones, who ended his 7 over spell with 2 for 26. Meanwhile Charlie who opened at the other end had taken none for 22 of his first 7 overs. Mellor put on a huge 19 runs for the third wicket before Charlie took his first wicket. 2 overs later specialist fielder Eddie (Scaramanger) Ford struck to take his first wicket in his third over, and Mellor were now wobbling at 67 for 4 off 20 overs. The next 10 overs saw the addition of 9 more runs for the loss of 1 wicket as Mellor struggled to score of the tight bowling of Charlie and Eddie, which saw Charlie return 16 overs 5 maidens 2 for 37 and Eddie 10 overs 1 maiden 2 for 21. The luckless Steve Woolley then took up the attack and finished his spell of 6 overs 5 maidens 0 for 4, which included the drop catch from specialist fielder Eddie (Scaramanger) Ford, who just like T R Wild chested the ball down without getting his hands anywhere near it. The resultant bruise led to the James Bond assimilation. With 4 overs to go and the score on a lowly 108 after the graft and toil of the previous bowlers Neil decided to make a game of it and give Whaley the challenge of chasing a target on the difficult wicket. Neil’s first long hop took a wicket, but unfortunately 1 ball does not make an over. His second and third balls went for 4 and 6 respectively and his 4 took another wicket. His fifth went for another 4 before he pulled a dot ball out of the hat to end the eventful over. Fortunately his last over was not quite as eventful and only went for 9 runs. Mellor finished their innings on 139 for 8.
In reply Whaley got off to a reasonable start loosing the wicket of Daren Crompton for 18. T.R Wild was again batting at the heady heights of 3 and just managed to stem the flow of blood from his nose before going out to bat. Neil meanwhile was showing good form with the bat and played some lovely shots on his way to an unbeaten 75, closing the innings with his father Steve, unbeaten on 18, at 140 for 4.


Quote of the week 1: (Nick Heys) Eddie is now a specialist fielder.
Quote of the week 2: (Eddie Ford) Neil if you had bowled 2 more overs you could have got a century with the bat. (See above for answer)


 
Neil Woolley on the way to an unbeatean 75 and T R Wild showing his DEFENSE your honour
 

Saturday 25th August 2007 Romiley, Home

On yet another cloudy (but dry) day Whaley entertained top of the table Romiley.
Romiley won the toss and asked Whaley to take first knock. On a variable wicket Whaley got of to one of their usual starts and Skipper Neil was soon out, bowled. T.R Wild was next to the crease batting at the giddy heights of No.3. He help to push the total onto the mid fifties where Whaley came unstuck and the middle order collapsed, loosing quick cheap wickets. Darren meanwhile was batting sensibly and was able to push the score onto 120 with excellent assistance from Matt Morten and Rob Hill, until Darren was out for 49. It was rather disappointing to see none of the Romiley players applaud Darren from the pitch, but in hindsight not unpredictable. The Whaley innings finished with the dismissal of Eddie Ford with the score on 138.
After tea Whaley made the start they were looking for with a wicket from Charlie’s first ball, but unfortunately Whaley could not keep the momentum and Romiley put on a stand of 80 odd for the second wicket which proved to be decisive as the visitors lost only 2 more wickets overhauling the target of 138. After an afternoon in the field, where Whaley made an attempt to over come Romiley in the “parc keaps” trophy contention it is safe to say that along with the second division Championship they will probably walk away with this title as well, ably assisted by Roy McCarthy clutching his yellow clip board. It is safe to say and I am also pleased to say that after 35 overs of trying Whaley have no chance of ever winning the “parc keaps” trophy, although Dale and Charlie are the closest thing Whaley have as contenders. T.R it is said would make a good candidate as he gets paid to do this all week, but instead chooses to have weekends off. What a pleasure it is to play at Whaley.

Quote of the Day: (Neil Woolley) The engine has just dropped out of my car (It only Passed it’s MOT last Week)

Saturday 18th August 2007 Charlesworth, Away

Charlesworth scored a lot of runs and Whaley did not bat.

The End

 
Saturday 11th August 2007 Mottram, Home

On a warm sunny day at New Horwich Park both sides were greeted with the rare site of a hard wicket (and the even rarer site of Crompy marking it out). Neil proceeded to win the toss and Whaley were to take first knock.

A brisk start saw the score move quickly into the twenties before Neil repeated his error of the previous week chipping an innocuous delivery to short midwicket to be out for 14. Darren (sporting his new tattoo) and Lee then shared an excellent century stand which amongst other things resulted in TRW moving down the order from number 4 to number 8, Lee was eventually out for 62 with the score on 130ish, shortly followed by Darren for an excellent 72. This brought Dale and Steve together, but not for long as Steve was caught at Long off for 13, quickly followed by Slacky and then Elliott whose speed between the wickets was somewhat slower than his running partner Dale resulting in a comprehensive run out. At this stage things were in danger of going downhill with the score still below 200 and 6 wickets down, but Dale had other ideas racing to 47 before being given out to a dubious LBW decision. Mike and Russ then featured in a useful partnership before Russ himself was given out LBW to a ball that struck him flush in the box. Mike and Rob then finished the innings off taking the final score to 253 – 8, an excellent all round batting effort.

The Mottram innings started slowly and it was evident from the off that they considered the Whaley total out of reach, after 10 overs the score was 18-0 and the lack of adventure from the batting side was beginning to frustrate everyone, the breakthrough eventually came with the score on 32 when Steve had the opening bat well caught at Gully by Rob, Steve followed up with two more wickets, both clean bowled and when the bowling changes came Mottram were 60-3 off 24 overs. Dale and Steve were replaced by Eddie & Neil and Neil struck in his first over removing the remaining opening bat, again caught at gully by Rob. A lengthy stand then followed, taking the score past 100 and, more importantly eating up the overs before Eddie struck with an LBW which he claims was plumb ! – 5 wickets down now but only 8 overs left to get the rest, was this going to be another disappointing points haul ? – Neil with 3 more wickets aided by good catches from Elliott and Slacky, and Dale, returning to clean bowl the other 2 decided not and Mottram were all out for 149 with 2 overs remaining, Neil finished with 4-54, Steve 3-23, Dale 2-34 and Eddie 2-24 - an important 22 points and spirits were lifted even more with news from Hawk Green that Gibbo’s all stars had also picked up a maximum.

Quote of the day by Eddie – that was plumb (not funny unless you were stood in a position to see exactly where the ball was really going)

Saturday 4th August 2007 Broadbottom, Away

On a warm cloudy day Whaley travelled over the hills and far away to Broadbottom.
Not sure what happened with the toss but who cares Whaley bowled first and Broadbottom got off to a quick start notching up 18 in the first 2 overs before Steve bowled the opener for 9. The Cross batted slogging carried on for several more overs before Charlie had individual “parc keaps” trophy contender P. Roller Caught at gully by the swooping Mark Tomson. Charlie then removed the other cross batted opener (Bowled) with the score on 70. What came next was unbelievable. A Walsh then came to the wicket to partner J Dodd. The tirade of insults that came from the Childish Walsh even had the umpire asking him to put his dummy back in because as like the rest of us he was sick and tired of it. A word of advice, before you come into bat next time change your nappy and zip the lip. We are lucky as we don’t have to play in the same side as him every week, How do his team mates put up with it.
Unfortunately we did not get him out early enough and he went on to score 38. D Wade then replaced him and finished with an unbeaten 26 along with J Dodd who finished 55 Not out. With 10 overs to go and the score on 153 for 3 we never saw the Broadbottom side open up and push the run rate on. All credit to the Whaley bowling attack which restricted the Broadbottom score to 201 for 4, which at one stage looked like being 250+.
Charlie bowled through and ended with figures of 22 overs 5 Mdns 3 for 76, S Woolley 5 overs 1 for 37, E Ford 4 overs 1 mdn 0 for 24 and john Fidler 14 overs 1 mdn 0 for 49.
7 Byes cromp.
In Reply Whaley again got off to a firm start with the first wicket falling at 29 as Neil was out to a soft shot to short mid wicket for 18. As the score moved onto 65 (with the bulk of the runs going to Lee Jones) Darren was caught out in similar fashion to Neil at Short mid wicket from the bowling of the friendly Spinner. As Neil before him Darren started to abuse his helmet and actually played it for a nicely middled on drive for four.
Charlie and Lee then put on 87 for the 3rd wicket before Lee hauled out to long off after making 57. Mark was soon out for 6 which saw Steve and Charlie bring the side home for 205 for 4 with 9 overs to spare. Charlie ended on 82 Not Out and Steve 15 Not Out.

Quote of the day 1: (Charlie) (on eating his eight piece of melon at tea) I think when I come back in the next life, I will come back as a fruit bat. After several seconds contemplation fid replied “I am going to come back as a c######### Expert” ( sorry it was not printable)

Quote of the day 2: Cromp “ That delivery last week would have had Sachin Tendulkar out” Steve “That ball today would not have got Julie Out!!!”

Quote of the day 3: On arriving late at the ground Henry remarked “Why has Darren got Wicket Keeping gloves on, he can’t keep wicket!!!”

Quote of the day 3: With Charlie on 50 odd not out the dummy sucking leg spinner cried “he has only got one shot and its all through leg side, he’s not scored a run through the off side yet” The very next ball Charlie Hits a SIX over extra cover. Reply “will that do”

Saturday 28th July 2007 Hollingworth, Home

I am sorry to report but as per last weeks report THE ELEPHANT MAN IS DEAD. Not only that but the ark has been stranded outside Cromps house just like the Viking ship six years ago.
On a some what cool afternoon Whaley had the pleasure of entertaining Hollingworth at New Horwich Park, and it soon became evident that as with many of the sides we have played this year, several of the players have attended that special cricket school we all now so well, but that can’t be printed. At the end of the season we shall award the club we think has outperformed all others in this department and we shall award them the “parc keaps” trophy.
Meanwhile back at New Horwich Park Neil had won the toss and asked Hollingworth to bat first. In the forth over with the score still on 0 Steve Woolley had one of the openers caught behind by TR Wild, and then in the twelfth over after the score had raced on to 12 Steve then bowled the number 3 batsmen for 9. We then waited till the 35th over for the next wicket as the test match score moved onto a massive 94 as Eddie had the other opener caught by Neil for 47. four overs later Eddie had the number 4 batsmen Bowled, Caught, Stumped and run out all in the same delivery. Unfortunately for TR and Eddie only 1 of the dismissals count. Looking at the league website and press reports it looks like Eddie might have been lucky (or he writes the reports) as it quotes he ended with 4 wickets. The score book I am looking at states Eddie ended with 3 wickets not 4. As the drab innings closed on 151 for 6 Eddie ended with figures of 10 overs 3 for 43, Steve Woolley 12 overs 2 Mdns 2 for 34, Charlie 15 overs 7 Mdns 0 for 26, Neil Woolley 4 overs 0 for 17 and Dale Jones 4 overs 0 for 22. and 7 Byes.
In reply Whaley got off to a good start (or Neil did) and the first wicket fell with the score on 21. In fact Neil was out for 21 and Darren had scored (for all those who are not very good at maths) 0. For the next hour or so Darren sent a couple of spectators to sleep as he stroked the ball all round the wicket (not off the square) for an impressive 20. Meanwhile Lee Jones at the other end had amassed 27 before he was clean bowled. Darren followed 2 balls later and Whaley were in a spot of bother at 78 for 3. Dale followed soon after and the score was now 85 for 4. Steve and Charlie then had a 41 run partnership before Steve was out for 24, after hitting 5 fours. Charlie went on to make 28 Not Out, Matt slack 13 and Mark Tomson 4 Not Out as Whaley easily overcame the Hollingworth score.

Quote of the day 1: one of the Hollingworth players allegedly asked Eddie if TR (the Cat) Wild had got oil in his gloves.

Quote of the day 2: As Tomo had just hit a four to win the game, the opposition bowler (who is a contender in his own right for the “parc keaps” trophy) said “well done? What are they saying well done for?” (Charlie) Because we have just knocked off you Paltry score, well played anyway!!!!!

Saturday 21st July 2007 Woodley, Away

With Noah Nearing completion of his ARK the players met two by two in the Jodrell cark park. There were 2 sheep, 2 sloth’s, 2 cats, 2 Children, 2 kids, 2 Madagascar radiated tortoises and 1 Elephant man (looks like it will be first to become extinct) (1 cat and 1 sheep are also children) A prize will be given to the first person who gets all the names correct with the animals.
We set off to Woodley and having negotiated the single track mud bath we attempted to get changed (having won the toss) in the spacious sentry boxes. Our very own port a cabins of Horwich park of a couple of years ago were made to look truly spacious by comparison.
The new improved pavilion will be a credit to Woodley once opened. Hopefully there will be no more buy a brick campaigns.
Darren has a few memories of the old pavilion, including the time he got left in the loft when his team mates took to the pitch. Perhaps they were trying to tell him something as they thought he would be better in the loft.
Just before the rescheduled start time of 2.30 guess what. IT RAINED.
At least Compstall will be playing.

Quote of the day 1: (TR) who’s playing at Dove?? (Neil) Dove!
Quote of the day 2: (TR) I hope they have not got rid of the old pool table. ( the one that had a 10 degree list to starboard) (maybe it is now on the ark for the animals to play with)
Quote of the day 3: (Charlie) I wonder which one these bricks I bought??
Quote of the day 4: (Eddie Ford) Neil “Heysey’s season is over with this injury” Eddie “when did it start??”

Action of the day 1: On leaving the Jodrell Car Park Matt Slack and Eddie Ford Followed Charlie all the way home before they realised he was not going straight to Woodley. Eddie later revealed that he did actually know the way to Woodley and didn’t need to follow Charlie after all.
Action of the day 2: After Henry had hit his tennis ball over a fence, Darren reported that the gate in the fence was locked. Checking on the finer points of the law, Darren they went to recover the said ball from the garden by climbing over the gate. He was some what dismayed to find when he jumped off the gate and it flew open that it was not actually locked, much to the amusement of the assembled crowd.


Saturday 14th July 2007 Dove Holes, Home

A depleted Whaley 1st X1 entertained the in form Dove Holes at New Horwich Park on a rare dry Saturday but with a ground still sodden from the previous days/weeks heavy rain. 1st team stand in skipper, Charlie Holden won the toss and Dove Holes elected to bat. Dove Holes got off to a good start and thanks to a couple of dropped catches from the Whaley fielders Dove made 32 for the 1st wicket. A sharp piece of fielding from Young Matt Morten, saw the opener run out. A caught and bowled Steve Woolley a few overs later saw the dismissal of the other opening batsman. A general all-round poor fielding and bowling performance then ensued and Dove Holes then managed to pile on the runs with a total of 268 – 5 of the allotted 45 overs. R. Jones 68, Joe Gregory 41, D.Cartledge 59 and J Gregory 40 not out.
Whaley made a sure start in response as Steve Woolley and Darren Crompton put on 55 for the 1st wicket with Steve making a positive 41 with 5 sixes. Unfortunately that is where the positives end as only 2 other batsmen made double figures. At 84 -3 Whaley then lost the next 7 wickets for 16 runs as they collapsed faster than a testicle struck Nick Heys, to 100 all out.
Funny moment of the day (there weren’t many) was Dove Holes player falling over his hat as moved backwards to take a simple catch, only to end in a heap on the floor, with no ball in his hand.

Quote of the day 1: On discussing who had scored how many centuries Nick Heys replied that he once scored 170 in an entire season. (Don’t think that counts disco pants)

Quote of the day 2: D.Cartledge (Dove Holes captain) can we play you every year that half your team goes on a trip.

Saturday 7th July 2007 Buxworth Away

It was a dry morning at long last, Noah had halted building work on his ark, and the circus travelled two by two over silk hill to Buxworth. Eleven men and their bags squeezed into the micro changing rooms and when Neil returned from tossing, it was deduced that he must have lost it as we were batting, and the huge pitch had shrunk in the rain the night before.
Neil and Darren took to the field and the score moved on well with plenty of 4’s being scored against the short boundary, even Russ Wild the dynamic wicket keeper fancied doubling his career tally of 6’s (to 2) the other one scored at Buxworth several years ago (I am sure I will be corrected if Russ reads this as I think he scored a few playing against Joel Garner in his hall mirror)
Darren was out with the score on 29 with 2 against his name after edging a low full toss to 1st slip. Lee Jones then took up the reins with Neil and pushed the score onto 83 when Neil was caught having notched up a fine 64 with 9, 4’s and 3, 6’s
When Charlie was out for 24 and the score on 125 Whaley lost 2 more quick wickets with Fred Karno’s running between the wickets leaving brothers Lee and Dale stood next to each other at the same end, and Steve Woolley soon followed for a duck.
Matt Slack and Lee Jones then put on a stand of 96 with matt scoring 20 in his first 5 balls. Lee was finally out on 75 having cleared the houses twice on his way to hitting 5, 6’s and 5, 4’s and Matt Slack finished on 48.
The wickets of Kitchen and Morten fell soon after as the push for more runs continued and Nick Heys and Russ Wild both ended the innings Not Out.
Buxworth set about their reply patiently at first with Dale picking up the first wicket with the score on 13. The tally of wickets should have doubled soon after, had a relatively easy catch been taken on the boundary to dismiss the opener Smith who went on to score 80. The score moved on steadily as the Buxworth batsmen got their eye in and the score had moved onto 67 before the next wicket fell, again lbw. At this stage the opener Smith who was leading a charmed life should have been Run (walked) Out as he ambled a slow single to the long on boundary. A direct throw from the exocet arm of Lee Jones Left the batsman stranded yards out of his ground, luckily for him the umpire had a senior moment and ruled him not out, I think because he was not attempting a run but a walk.
Steve had the opening Batsmen Smith caught of a leading edge (again playing across the line looking for the short boundary. This was the order of the day for the Buxworth batsmen as 6 wickets fell LBW to shots across the line looking for the short boundary).
The wickets fell steadily following some fine bowling from old timer Steve Woolley and Dale Jones who bowled unchanged to finish with 5 wickets for 95 runs. Steve finished with 4 for 65, which should have been more had it not been for Teflon hands Darren Crompton, who’s hands now have a permanent film of Balsam, transferred from Kleenex, which helps prevent the skin from drying out and the nose getting red, and helps balls slip through your fingers.
Numbers 9 and 10 nearly pulled off a spectacular run chase before Lee Jones took a comfortable catch in the deep to dismiss the last batsman with Buxworth falling 10 runs short in the penultimate over.

Quote of the day : (with a grey haired, flower festooned trouser wearing gentleman approaching the seating area (Billy Smart)) Here comes Mike Madden in 10 Years…. By A.Gibson

Saturday 30th June 2007 – Hadfield Away

As we trundled over chunnal through the low cloud and lashing rain is was evident that only an optimistic fool would have given you odds on any play in the Glossop Bowl which contains Hadfield. The gloom was lifted thanks to a couple of quotes from three very diverse sources, Darren Crompton, George Holden (aged 5) and Noah. I will let you make up your own mind as to which quote originated from whom.

1. How many more days is it going to rain.
2. (On our return back to the van and the rain still pouring) Daddy why have we been rained off.
3. If you think Lee Jones is tight, My Grandma once took a sliced loaf back to the supermarket because there was a slice missing.

Its still raining.

Saturday 23rd June 2007 – High Lane Home

On a cool day with a wet wicket from the previous nights torrential downpour Whaley’s game plan was to win the toss put High Lane into bat, bowl them out with the assistance of the wet wicket, knock them off and then go home. On Neil’s return from holiday, we lost the toss and batted first.
Neil and Darren opened the innings and got Whaley off to sure start. Darren then miss-judged a straight delivery and was bowled for 6 while the score was on 21. Neil was joined at the crease by Lee and they pushed the score onto 39 with some positive shots before Neil was caught behind off a lifting ball. A procession to and from the pavilion saw the next 4 wickets fall with the addition of only 21 which kept Henry busy in the score box. All the while Lee stayed at the crease and managed to push the score on with the assistance of Elliot and then Steve before the innings closed on 134-9. Lee finished on a respectable 68 not out with 7 four’s and 2 six’s on a very slow and difficult wicket to bat on and with a slow outfield.
After tea Whaley took to the field with the instructions that no one was to leave the field with clean whites. Charlie and Dale opened the bowling and after 2 tight overs Russ Wild wicket keeper extraordinaire leapt to his right and took a spectacular 1 handed diving catch (which was straight down Neil’s throat at first slip) to dismiss the opening batsmen off Dale’s bowling. 3 more wickets during the next seven overs and the visitors were in trouble at 29-4 thanks to 2 more catches from Mark Tomson and Darren Crompton respectively and 1 clean bowled from Charlie. High Lane then doubled their score when the Nick Heys of High Lane came into bat with a runner. Russ Wild could have had the lame batter out if he hadn’t been so friendly, as he was stood yards out of his crease after playing the ball to leg, and we wouldn’t have had to endure the attention seeking whimpers after ever shot, THANKS Russ. Golden arm Steve Woolley then replaced Dale Jones who finished with figures of 9 overs 2 for 21. After a loose first over Steve bowled his next 5 overs taking three wickets for 1 run, the last wicket the result of a remarkable 1 handed backward diving catch (straight out of the coaching manual) from Charlie at mid-wicket. Charlie then Moped up the tail and in the process notched up his fifth wicket of the afternoon, again following a superb catch from Steve Woolley doing an impression of a leaping impala. The Final wicket with the score on 75 was sealed with a straight forward catch taken by the wicket keeper Russ Wild which resulted in a full length dive in the dirt from Charlie (who spent all Sunday washing his kit 5 times to get it clean). Steve ended with figures of 10 overs 6 maidens 3 for 12 and Charlie who bowled unchanged 19.1 overs 5 maidens 5 for 31, and much of this was due to a much improved fielding display from the Whaley side.

Quote of the day: Where is it that you can get 10p for ever empty drinks can. By Elliot (again)

Saturday 16th June 2007 Mellor Away

Due to the summer ball being held at Mellor Sports Club on the 16th June the time for the start of the game was brought forward to the respectable 1pm (which would be a good time to start each week, due to some sides slow over rate). On arrival we were met by several large tents in the car park and a couple of players frantically trying to roll and mark out a typical wet Mellor wicket. It seemed half the Mellor side had still not arrived by the time Mellor won the toss on a day that threatened game ending showers. This caused some delay in the decision to field first as they did not want to take to the field short of players. Eventually the ten present players of Mellor led the way onto the field and Whaley got off to their usual start with some friendly bowling, until a sloppy shot from Lee Jones saw him return to the bench for 11. Enter Elliot Simmonds who was making his first batting appearance for the first team at 16. Fortunately he was dropped on his first delivery playing a lofted shot to mid on (who was still asleep). He went on to play some lovely shots including a “6” and was then out for 17. Meanwhile at the other end run machine Darren Crompton was 15 for 2. Whaley Made steady progress and never looked in trouble, only loose shots offering wickets to replenished 11 men of Mellor. Darren Crompton and Dale Jones pushed the score onto 176 with some fine strokes and good running between the wicket, until Darren called Dale for a quick single and then kicked the ball to the advancing bowler who ran Dale out by yards. The tiring Darren Crompton was out soon after, having scored 81 for 6. Matt Slack and Russ Wild closed the innings on 200 for 7 as Matt was out on the last ball trying to launch it into space.
After tea Whaley took to the field and soon had Mellor in trouble as Dale had the big hitting Baythorpe caught on the long on boundary as he tried to force another six straight over the sight screen, but the catch was comfortably taken by brother Lee. Matt Slack had a couple of chances put down from his bowling and was replaced by Charlie Holden, who had David Lomax caught behind by the trusty T.R Wild, off his second delivery. Wickets continued to tumble and Mellor were soon in trouble at 91 for 6. There were good bowling performances from Charlie Holden who finished with 4 for 23 off 12 overs, 2 for 32 off 10 overs from John Fidler and a wicket a piece from Matt Slack, Dale Jones and Nick Heys. Mark Tomson must get a mention for his wonderful 1 handed diving catch, which no one knows how he did it, sprinting like a jaguar and diving like Ronaldo to take a catch 2 foot away.
It is thought that Darren did manage to blend into the waiting on staff for the Summer Ball that followed at Mellor, by wearing a tight fitting red gimp helmet that he found earlier.

Quote of the day: Tomo is the ugliest player in the first team. by Elliot (must have been one of eddie's better days)

Saturday 9th June 2007 Romiley Away

On a hot and humid day Romiley entertained Whaley Bridge in a top of the table battle. Romiley won the toss and elected to bat. After a wayward first over from Matt Slack he soon started to find his length and had the opener Leach in trouble with a lifting delivery which was well taken by Darren Crompton, under the helmet at short leg. Dale Jones opened the bowling well from the other end, and bowled well except for a few loose deliveries. Simeone Colton had to leave the field of play after splitting the webbing between his fingers attempting to take a difficult catch off the bowling of Matt Slack. He bravely returned to the pitch after several overs having had his fingers taped up. After 10 overs and the score on 47-1 Matt was withdrawn from the attack, having bowled 5 overs 1 for 28, and was replaced by Charlie Holden. The score moved along steadily until Charlie had his first victim trapped LBW playing across the line, when the score was on 82. With the score on 113 Charlie took his second victim, again LBW as the ball started to swing. At the other end Dale continued to bowl tightly and came close to taking a wicket on several occasions. Spin King Eddie Ford was introduced to replace the tiring Dale Jones, but could not quite find his clockwork rhythm from the previous few weeks, and the last of his first 3 overs was despatched for 11 runs including 1 big six, which resulted in a lost ball. With Eddie rested Nick Heys was asked to warm up to replace him, but he was to become the second fielding accident of the afternoon. Taking Simeone’s place at backward point he dropped a googly when he ignored the first rule of fielding and was struck in the nether region whilst not wearing a box. In the minuets that followed many tales were relived to Nick as to the reason fielders wear boxes, none more so than when Eddie was struck by a stray throw at the stumps by legend Tim Arnfield. We are still unsure to this day which stump he was aiming at !!! Nick managed to make it back to the pavilion after a further 20 overs and later made it back onto the field of play with 8 overs to go WEARING A BOX. Bolting horses will not be mentioned.
Dale was reintroduced to the attack at this stage having had a short rest and picked up the wicket of the opening batsmen who had moved onto 64. Charlie picked up 2 more wickets thanks to the safe hands of Darren Crompton and Matt Slack . He took his 5th wicket with a leg stump Yorker before Eddie moped up the last 2 wickets with his second spell, restricting Romiley to 203 all out.
In reply Lee Jones and Darren Crompton got Whaley off to a good start following some wayward bowling from the Romiley attack. Lee stroked some fine 4’s before getting an outside edge and being caught behind for 18. Darren was looking in good form again but new batting partners Mark Tomson and Matt Slack both perished on 2 each. Wickets fell regularly with the help of some unlucky decisions and a good all-round bowling and fielding display from the energetic and enthusiastic Romiley side, who generously found time to try and coach some of our batters during the game. It obviously shows that their coaching skills leave a little to be desired as Whaley were finally all out for 102, or were they, as the umpire had to admit after the game that the debacle of the final wicket, which was that of the lame Nick Heys, who had made his way tentatively to the crease with the assistance of Eddie Ford as a runner, who had just been out second ball for 0, should in fact have been NOT OUT. The bails were removed from the wrong wickets to constitute Nick being stumped. This was down to the confusion caused when Nick dropped his second googly of the day and left his crease after hitting the ball to mid on, when he had Eddie doing the running for him.
Matt Morten batted well and was not out at the end after playing some nice sweep shots to both spinners.
The better side won on the day and Whaley now look forward to entertaining Hadfield in the cup tomorrow.

Quote of the day: (todays candidate is more of questions of the day) How long has Cromp been driving?? (response not sure about 25 years) How long has Cromp been playing cricket?? (response about 30 years why??) well when I got in his car in Whaley (Big mistake) he asked if Romiley was near Glossop. Matt Slack who asked the questions has got a lot to learn as we all know Cromp has a woefull sense of direction and thinks Bradford is near Barnsley.

Sunday 10th June: Hadfield at home Bissenden Cup.

On a hot sunny day Whaley Bridge met top of the 2nd division Hadfield in the Bissenden cup 2nd round. Charlie Holden deputising for the absent Neil Woolley, won the toss and elected to bat. Lee Jones opened the batting with Darren Crompton and was soon doubled up, suffering the same blow in the nether region that Nick Heys suffered the day before. The difference was that Lee was wearing a box and was soon on his feet, only to be dismissed shortly afterwards for 3. Wickets fell at regular intervals and the side were soon in trouble 53 for 5. Dale Jones and Ed Kitchen offered some middle order resistance and moved the score to 95. The dismissal of Dale for 17 and then Ed kitchen for 24 brought together the unlikely partnership of spin king Eddie Ford and single sprinter Russ Hambleton. They managed to nudge the score to 140 for 8 at the close finishing on 18 and 24 respectively.
Following on from the previous days good display in the field Whaley made an economical start, but did not take the early chances that were offered. Hadfield made steady progress and with only a small target were never really under much pressure and reached the target of 140 with 7 overs to spare. Matt Slack did terrify the No4 Batsmen with his quick hostile spell which left the batter pale and relieved to see the end of the game in one piece. 14 year old Declan Ryan kept wicket well on his 1stX1 debut and shows much promise for the future.

 
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